So today I was going to through my ‘You should be in bed’ folder… I don’t know what I was thinking when I made this but I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes
my photoshop skills are off the charts
ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up
I feel like I just got a new episode of Cabin Pressure
Adding ‘become a flight attendant’ to my list of things to do with my life.
(Source: iraffiruse, via sh-pressure-point)
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station
I wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him